A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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