You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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