mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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