this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I am spending my child support on dildos
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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