Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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