What a fucking waste of an outfit
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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