There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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