What a fucking waste of an outfit
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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