Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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