Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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