can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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