Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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