The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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