But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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