Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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