idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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