Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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