I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I need to sanitize my soul.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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