awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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