Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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