Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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