Acid is not a monday night drug
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Sorry about my life...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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