i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
There's always time for handjobs
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
so much tequila, so little girl.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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