At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You smell like stripper and shame
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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