U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
This is classic penis vs brain.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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