I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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