so let's talk penis.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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