My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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