that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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