The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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