i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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