you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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