The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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