Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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