My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
is wine microwaveable?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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