I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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