Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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