i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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