can u get pink eye on your cock?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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