I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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