my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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