took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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