i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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