We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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When are your genitals available?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I know her cup size but not her name....
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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