So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
