i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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