Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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