Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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