YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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