you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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