If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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