also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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