I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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