Whatcha textin bout Willis?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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