I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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