He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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