Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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