Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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