That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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